you can literally lay in bed and eat a block of cheese like an apple and it’s not illegal
Me, a Wisconsinite
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you can literally lay in bed and eat a block of cheese like an apple and it’s not illegal
Me, a Wisconsinite
bold text in lowercase kinda feels like when a parent is really steamed but they’re talking in a low composed tone so you know you’re in the shit now
consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about
Teen: *gets a job*
“I GOT THE JOB!”
Parents: Well, when I was your age, I already had 5 jobs and was supporting my family
Johnny Depp receives his Disney Legend Award at the D23 Expo [x]
I can’t handle this